Some humor

 

Laughter goes a long way. It makes any situation better. So here's some something to make you laugh:

 

  A man was in his backyard trying to launch a kite. He repeatedly threw the kite up into the air.
  The wind would catch it for a moment or two and then the kite would come crashing down to
  earth.
 
  His wife watched from their kitchen window, but after his tenth futile attempt to get the kite up,
  felt she had to give him some advice. Opening the window, she yelled to her husband, "You
  need a piece of tail."

  The man turned to her with  a look of confusion. "Why don't you make up your mind. Last
  night you told me to go fly a kite."